Have you been feeling something lacking in your latest culinary dish? Were the gold pills not enough or perhaps you want to add a little extra creepy (verging on cannibalistic) zest to your eggs in the morning? Well fear no more as you can now get salt extracted from human tears!
You heard it right.. Only the freshest human tears are used in a comprehensive process in which the tears are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallization tanks and then harvested by hand to be finally rinsed in brine.
The full range of flavours available include:
For those interested in buying the crystallized secretions of other human beings you can find it at the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, check their webstore here.